Strippers are so last decade, you need a MANSERVANT!


How many times have you been to a bachelorette party and found yourself starring at an embarrassing scenario? Mr. Fireman caught with his pants down doesn’t make for the classiest of pictures when you’re looking back at that all girls weekend meant to celebrate your last hooray at the single and fabulous life. 

One company in San Francisco is offering a new option for the masses. Introducing MANSERVANTS, a service providing men of sophistication. No, we’re not talking Chippendales, these are real live manservants that live to serve, not to take off their clothes and shake what their mommas gave them. 

Whether you need someone to fetch you champagne as you lounge by the pool, take pictures of you and your friends modeling your latest purchases or simply need a helping hand in the bathtub – to turn the page on your Kindle (naughty minds you have!) – MANSERVANTS is here to provide a dapper fellow who will meet all your specified requirements. There’s even an extras menu to give you that extra something special when you order.


While the video (below) suggests this as somewhat of a spoof, this whole service is in fact real as it gets. It would appear that the founders are on the hunt for potential MANSERVANTs now and have even shared their calling cards on instagram. 

If you’re in San Francisco and you’re a hunk, you may want to be on the look out. It’s only a matter of time before your spotted, hired and renamed Ryan Gosling. 

So here’s what I’m thinking – how about hiring three MANSERVANTS for fashion week? One as a driver, one to man instagram and the other to blog on my behalf as I dictate show reviews. This is all just too funny for words. So I’m going to stop now before I get carried away.

{Note: Video herewith is a bit ummm, shall we say, “in your face” at the start. See it through. It gets easier to watch, promise. Just wait for the men in tuxedos popping bottles by the pool}



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