Jewel’s Walmart song… yes, she wrote a song about Walmart

Jewel, yes the artist that used to sing about heartbreaks and hard times in life, is now singing about all the different varieties of cereal that are available at your local Walmart. Jewel’s Walmart Song is certainly a surprising turn of events. Now, what I want to know is why she didn’t sing about the vast selection of clothing on offer, even for children. Sounds to me like Jewel prefers to do her food shopping there as she’s talking about cookies, chicken nuggets and collard greens. Jewel, how about adding a section about endless undies, George and more aisles of Nascar gear (in the south) than anyone could ever wear in their lifetime? Now that’s a song I could get my head around.


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