Terrifying fashion… Lanvin’s snake trousers!

This is actually a first for me. I don’t think I’ve ever been scared of anything in fashion (well except for perhaps the return of scrunchies), but today I have met my match. Net-a-Porter’s What’s New section just featured a pair of Lanvin silk-crepe trousers that shows a “photo-realistic” snake making its way up the leg of the person wearing said garment. Holy hell… for anyone with a fear of snakes I can’t imagine anything more terrifying (dad, look away now). If you are brave enough to wear these trousers out and about, be prepared for grown men flying across rooms to rescue you from an imminent snake attack. Now wait just one minute… maybe I’m looking at this all wrong. Perhaps these pants are men magnets! Hmmmm… food for thought. Would you work this look?


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