Stephanie Pratt is so “a full-on Monet”

In case you don’t get the reference let me remind you of a beautiful scene from Clueless (1995 more starring Alicia Silverstone):

Tai: Do you think she’s pretty? 

Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet. 

Tai: What’s a monet? 

Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess. Let’s ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?

Christian: Hagsville. 

Cher: See? 

Now, I am not saying that Stephanie Pratt is “Hagsville” at all! On the contrary, she is quite beautiful. Unfortunately, it’s the small details that ruin this look for me. The picture, above, makes think this is a girl that is in the “in crowd” for fashion, takes pride in her appearance and can put a look together quite effortlessly. 

But let’s zoom in a bit more…

And this is where I go a little dizzy. Belly Button ring? Really? Women are still getting those?  That pretty much went out of style a year after Alicia Silverstone got hers pierced in the famous Aerosmith Video. Then there’s the blue nail polish. It’s just not working with this. It’s overkill on accessorizing a look. And finally, the heels.  Well I am just going to come out and say it. These are the heels that make this look a hooker look.  

Steph, darling…it was a great effort…just needed a little fine tuning. I did love the dress on you and only you could pull it off so stunningly.

Signing off.


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