Let's just go ahead and put this out there. This is all about what I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS this year. I mean, let's get real - you're looking at a giant pizza slice float right there, people. Yes, it is my dream, and has been for some time, to have the ability to float away down a long river on a giant pizza slice. Or perhaps my dream is more floating down the river with a giant pizza slice in hand. Either way, I can't imagine any girl under the sun being disappointed when they find this under the Christmas tree on the big morning. Just saying. And yes, I'm dropping my own hints here. Absolutely in love.