Top ten favourite lines from Sh*t Fashion Girls Say Part Two:
1. I'm convinced that Daphne Guiness and Karl Lagerfeld are secretly the same person.
2. I'm just going to have a personality drink before we go.
3. I'm really into...fashion turbans...but I'm not trying to be political.
4. When did butter become so bridge and tunnel?
5. People were worried about me. I want to be that thin again.
6. Jessica Simpson actually makes some decent shoes.
7. Ugh, I'd rather shop at Payless.
8. I'm wearing like eight pairs of Spanx.
9. Celine Pre-fall is blowing my mind.
10. You just can't eat for like 17 days.