Words cannot describe how horrible this advert for Schweppes is. Here’s some advice for damage control, Schweppes. First, come out and say that it was all a big April Fools Day joke that came out too late for any of us to get. Second, fire your advertising agency and make it clear they’ll never be allowed to write disturbing and ridiculous copy for a prestigious brand again. Finally, call Uma Thurman and apologize profusely for making her look like an absolute moron for agreeing to do this advert in the first place. Lesson over. Good luck on the recovery.
